Dear Nicolas Cage,

You can stop being Teh Pretty anytime now. And your ears? Too cute.

Kthnxbi,
Mandi

Dear Jemaine,

OMG, please talk and/or sing, your voice drips of sex to me.

Kthnxbi,
Mandi

I bought Brokeback Mountain and Capote on DVD today.

*orgasms*

Addendum: JESUS CHRIST, THAT'S BILLY BOYD NAKED IN THE PREVIEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Somebody hold me, or better yet, let's just have an LJ Orgy.

The other-wordly wonderful amdaz just gave me the link to Jake Gyllenhaal winning the BAFTA for best supporting actor. After lots of squeeing, I called Mommy ( Read more... )

Dear Matt Damon,

You have the cutest nose zOMG LEIK EVAR.

Kthnxbye,

Mandi P.R.

Oscar noms I MUST see before the Oscars ( Read more... )

I've never actually taken myself to a movie... just got up and gone by myself to see a flick I really wanted to see. So, for whatever reason, I decided that this would be a good idea to do so today ( Read more... )

Holy Hell, Gerard Butler has nice thighs.

And I stole this icon because it made me snort gin on my monitor. Stealing is cool.

Dear Society In General ( Read more... )

There's nothing funnier to me than a Scot trying to cover up a Scottish accent.

Dear Gerard Butler,

It's okay to talk like you're from Glasgow. You ARE from Glasgow. Let that accent rip, honey.

Mandi